I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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