apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
as a side note pls kill me
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