Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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