I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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