im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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