I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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