Having a random hookup so left but love u
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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