I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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