I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
