So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
bring money and cleavage
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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