I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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