We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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