She said her name was "party"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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