quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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