Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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