white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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