And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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