why didn't you poke me back
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize