I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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