Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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