you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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