Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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