The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Duck Duck Cougar?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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