There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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