It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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