I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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