my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.