I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party