I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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