You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
How does one acquire holy water?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
