There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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