she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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