if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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