Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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