: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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