I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
We got so high we made milksteak
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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