dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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