is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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