She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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