i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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