He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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