Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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