I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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