It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.