walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
God I need to hump something, right now.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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