who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Randomize
