After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The beer is more important than you right now.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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