I'm going to jail i love you
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize
