i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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