that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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