erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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