No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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