When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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