At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We had sex on a dog bed..
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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