he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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